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Larrys new tatoo
Posted:
1/26/2010 12:00:00 AM
Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says,
"Where in the hell have you been?"
Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain.
"Why on earth would a C.P.A. get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his
privates?"
"Well, One, I like to watch my money grow; Two, once in a while I like to
play with my money; Three, I like how money feels in my hand; and, Lastly,
instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
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