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Two women in heaven
Posted:
1/16/2010 12:00:00 AM
Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing
stories on how they died:
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible.
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold,I began to get warm and
sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I
came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den
watching TV.
1st woman: So what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all
over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement.
Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had
looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart
attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer -- we'd both still be alive .
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